Rodriguez Internet (Is Repeating)

Who’s that up to bat?
It’s the same guy who’s on first already!
Ears just like a cat,
ASCII glitching and unsteady.

Hot singles in your area!
Red Lobster for the Crabs who come around!
This game is scary but Rodriguez Internet will hold it down.

So who’s on first? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who’s on second? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who’s on third? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who’s at the plate? (Rodriguez Internet also)

Rodriguez Internet is repeating!

Spicy cookie recipe,
made fresh for all his good friends on the Mints.
Started out respectably;
a constant on the lineup ever since.

Kansas City sacrifice
will bring our runners back to localhost.
But when the weather’s nice,
Rodriguez Internet can do the most.

So who’s at bat? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who’s on deck? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who’s after that? (Rodriguez Internet)
And then who’s next? (Rodriguez Internet again)

Rodriguez Internet is repeating!

Low stars, low poly, high batting average;
our secret in the dark web all this time.
But now the era’s over and we’re shouting to the rafters:
Rodriguez Internet, it’s time to shine.

When all your base belong to him
You can’t deny this claim:
Legend of the Blaseball sim!
Rodriguez Internet for Hall of Fame!